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Meet Your New Favorite Reptile!
The Great Snake Evolution Mystery
In 2023, some snakes decided that instead of being a snake IN a boot, they wanted to WEAR boots. So they evolved legs. Just two - because four would make them lizards, and that's totally different. Now they're out here trying to do everything humans do, but with tails instead of hands. It's going exactly as you'd expect.

What's Been Snaking!

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